Raising a Super-Villain
Posted by Mr Swanky Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:33:00 GMT
Morgan (my 4 1/2 year old son) was telling us about an imaginary animal of his own creation, an “animalized rooster”, and he was screeching like hell. He explained:
Morgan: That’s the call it uses to attract the females.
Me: Oh, really? How do you attract the females?
Morgan (shouting): Female! Silence!