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    <title>Dial M for Mr. Swanky: Raising a Super-Villain</title>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Morgan (my 4 1/2 year old son) was telling us about an imaginary animal of his own creation, an &amp;#8220;animalized rooster&amp;#8221;, and he was screeching like hell.  He explained:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Morgan&lt;/b&gt;:  That&amp;#8217;s the call it uses to attract the females.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Me&lt;/b&gt;:  Oh, really?  How do you attract the females?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Morgan&lt;/b&gt; (shouting):  Female!  Silence!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:33:00 -0700</pubDate>
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      <author>Mr Swanky</author>
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